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  • Helmers Thursday, March 22, 2019 06:45 PM

    nothing like a coked up dildo up your ass..

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  • Kenneth Wednesday, April 11, 2019 - 12:11 PM

    Dude, you gotta work that dildo for her!!!

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  • Olesen Saturday, January 10, 2019 - 08:24 PM

    This retardant bitch irritating asf with that irritating ass voice sound like a damn cartoon character. I don't even see how he fcked her. Unnecessary ass yelling

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  • Jerald Monday, April 6, 2019 - 03:42 AM

    That dick is fuckin short :D

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  • Amber Monday, October 9, 2019 - 10:02 AM

    So geil ist meine reife Nachbarin auch: ich () darf sie jeden Tag lecken und ficken ohne Gummi

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  • Toussant Friday, January 14, 2019 - 06:16 AM

    That was great!!! She is sexy and loved that it was her first bbc! I love watching wifes get broken in. :)

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    Reading the comments I'm not sure which is sadder. The people like me (probably almost all from the US who are all OMG so many things I didn't know, I didn't know!

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  •   Rishor Wednesday, February 27, 2019 - 07:06 AM

    Have you ever been treated differently because of your sexual orientation? Mostly indifference or a lack of response. I'm not sure if that's because they don't believe me, or because they're doing the thing where they pretend to be listening. Or they don't feel like getting into it with me about it.

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